Also about regret+221If you regret being a virgin you can lose your virginity, if you regret losing it, you cannot get it back, amirite?
Also about regret+111Introverts: you hate when people say how you should go out all the time because 'when you die you won't regret not sitting at home alone more'. You may not regret that specifically, but you would regret letting other peoples' idea of fun interfere with you having fun/enjoying yourself, amirite?
Also about fart+126If you were a Fart-triliquist, i.e. had the ability to throw your fart, imagine how much fun you could have, amirite?