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Also about eat food+270You feel bad ass when you eat food made with alcohol, amirite?
Also about eat food+390It's odd that dogs eat food off the floor like vacuum cleaners but are scared to death of them. It's like, "What is this strange device? OH MY GOD IT'S GETTING RID OF MY FUR AND STEALING MY CRUMBS! Oh how I hate you!" amirite?
Also about live forever+418I only have one thing on my bucket list...live forever, amirite?
Also by FlotatiousTurd+200Its frustrating that sodas went from 24 packs to 20 packs yet are practically the same price, amirite?
Also about eat food+30Whether or not you'll eat food that fell on the floor really just depends on who's watching, amirite?
Also about live forever+77Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow. amirite?