Also about play+62Some parents should understand that the main reason to get a handheld console is to play games exclusive to that console, not to play the same games you have at home, but in public, amirite?
Also about play+202All work but no play makes Jill a dull girl. All play and no work however, just makes Jill a whore, amirite?
Also about early+295As you get older, the way you act on Christmas morning changes. When you're very young, you get up and go downstairs straight away, only having to wait for your parents. As you hit your teens, you're still excited but you don't get up as early. When you reach early adulthood, it's a fun day but you're still comfortable lying in a bit longer. And when you reach adulthood, you're the cause of the delayed present opening, amirite?
Also about early+177The early bird catches the worm but if you're too early, the worm won't even be awake yet, amirite?
Also about play and apparently+840New phones: you can play video games, update your social networking sites, surf the internet, calculate tips, play an instrument, check the weather, listen to music, and tens of thousands of other activities. Also you can call people, but apparently nobody gives a damn about talking anymore, amirite?