Also about coca-cola+158pepsi is causing global warming, why? because if all the polar bears die then coca-cola has no advertising, amirite?
Also by 999+5You hate it when you work all night on a homework assignment, but your teacher does not check it that day, amirite?
Also about figure and coca-cola+511People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?
Also about coca-cola+280It is ironic that "peace tea" (hippie-inspired tea) is marked by coca-cola. So the hippie themed teas that all kids who want to change the world are drinking are actually being mass distributed by a company that several college campuses banned due to its history of human rights abuses, amirite?
Also about coca-cola+230You don't get why people make such a fuss about Pepsi or Coca-Cola, amirite?
Also about coca-cola+268There's no evening like Domino's Pizza, Coca-Cola, your Laptop and The Power of Love rocking in your stereo. amirite?
Also about coca-cola+118You totally didn't know that without any special coloring, Coca-Cola would be green. amirite?