Also about love and sounds+743Love in the 1940s seemed so much more romantic than today. I mean love is love no matter what, but dancing to a record and sending love letters sounds much sweeter than texting and updating your relationship status on facebook, amirite?
Also about wind+40Telling kids "it's just the wind" would probably work better if we never sang to them about fatal wind-related treetop cradle accidents, amirite?
Also about pass wind+12It's one of the most embarrassing things in the world to accidentaly pass wind loudly when nobody around you is talking, amirite?
Also about calling+29People should stop calling Justin Bieber gay. He's a short, unattractive, pre-pubescent boy who can't sing to save his life, but he's not gay. Calling him gay is an insult to gay people everywhere, amirite?
Also about sounds and calling+424Somehow calling yourself a "DJ" sounds much cooler than saying you're a "disc jockey." A disc jockey sounds like the music industry's equivalent of a towel boy or something, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+8People act so fake around Christmas, amirite? More
Also about love, sounds, and calling+238What's with this calling people you love "baby"? Calling them "darling" sounds so much more classy, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+6I hope everybody has a wonderful and prosperous 2019.
Also about love+12As you're growing up you realise those abstract/vague/painful love songs do indeed make sense, either that or you fell in love with a Psychopath a bit too soon in life! amirite?