Also about pet and ll throw+62If you have a pet, sometimes when they're laying down facing in the direction opposite to you, you'll throw a pillow at them, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+72The only reason we sound good singing in the shöwer is because the water is running over our voice. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature-45The more an animal says fuck you the more likely we shoot that animal, amirite?
Also by beachbabe17+102Relationships are a little more complicated than love or hate once you grow up, amirite?
Also about gonna buy+276Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Yeah, love is all about... whistles. amirite?
Also by beachbabe17+19Faking a smile each day gets really old really fast, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+70Maybe cats are loud while we sleep because we are always loud when they sleep, amirite?
Also about ll throw+594Turtles are assholes, especially to Italians. If they know your Italian, they'll throw hammers at you, amirite?
Also about gonna buy+228Little kids always come up with the most random stuff ever, like "Did you know my mommy's gonna buy a plane so I can learn karate?" or "Your face looks like a onion and peanut butter sandwich HAHAHA" and then look at you like your stupid for not getting the joke, amirite?
Also about gonna buy-65I dont even remember what the fuck i was gonna buy, amirite?