If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else’s phone. Ever. Amirite?

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I remember an employee handing me his work-phone and saying it was broken and would I order him a replacement. I said sure and set it on my desk. What happened to it I asked him. His reply was precious: "I was going to the bathroom and when I stood up it fell into the drink." I had to laugh at the use of the word "drink" in that context. Needless to say I picked it up with tissue and tossed it away.

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I think one study showed the 1/3 of purses have fecal matter on the bottom of it

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