Also by Witty_sob+334We all know that one girl that says "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." We don't. We hate you because you're a cunt, amirite?
Also about bed and sleep+682We all say "Sleep tight, Don't let the bed bugs bite!" like it's no big deal, but in reality if we saw a bed bug in our bed we'd probably scream/cry/piss ourselves, amirite?
Also by Witty_sob+14You still can't quite understand that mood where you wake up pissed at the world, amirite?
Also about bed, sleep, and figure+305It's really annoying when you're in bed, ready to sleep and can't figure out which way your blankets are supposed to go, so you end up with the corner of the blanket on your face, amirite?
Also about feet, bed, and sleep+629Even if you had a bed that was 1,000 feet long, you would still sleep close to the edge of it, amirite?
Also about Life+21We're all just insignificant specs of dust in the scale of the universe and nothing really matters, amirite?