Also about life and comment+245Ever had a moment in life when something so small had a monumental impact on you?It could be a comment, a whisper, a line in a book.It was something that ignited a spark within you; that you could never forget.And these somethings are the births of dreams, the molding of characters.They are the beauties of life, and the quiet moments where life makes sense, amirite?
Also by Witty_sob+29You could write some sort of underground newspaper with all of the sleazy shit you overhear at school, amirite?
Also about life and comment+1,279How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Post on facebook that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were kidding and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Music+24Rick rolling someone is the hearing version of made you look, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by Witty_sob+231"I love you like a love song" is actually the dumbest love song of them all, amirite?
Also about Music+49No one song could encapsulate your eternal longing, amirite?