I haven't known anyone like that. If I did they wouldn't be kept around very long
Strange, my girlfriend has a habit of doing that
You think that's bad? Mine does this stupid thing all the time where she just doesn't exist.
What a bitch! My girlfriend likes to play this game where she leaves me out of the blue and never wants to talk to me again. I'm still waiting for round one to be over.
You think YOU have it bad? My pet rock started that game in '85, and we're only on round three!
Your hand doesnt exist? Yikes.
That would have been a decent zinger had the point of the original comment not already been that he's single.
I will be more considerate when making such zingers in the future.
More importantly...how'd you get 32 faves for this post?
All the good old days when I was somebody
:) You are still definitely somebody.
How about no