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Also by TheShamWowGuy+197Always go everywhere naked, people will know that you arent wearing a wire and will instantly be more comfortable with you. amirite?
Also about hard and bush+171It must be hard for priests to never tell anyone all the secrets they know. It would be unfortunate if one day they broke and became huge gossips. "OMG, Father Eli, I just have to tell you something. John Mayer performed fellatio upon himself and then came to me begging for forgiveness. I could hardly keep myself from laughing." "Psh, that's nothing. Michelle Obama confessed to me that she secretly finds George Bush sexy and would do unspeakable things to him." It's a worrying thought, amirite?
Also about shave and pubes+176Shaving your pubes is one of the most annoying things in the world. You'd rather eat them once than shave them for all your life, amirite?
Also about Life-61Culture, religion, and life, in general, have all imposed this one fundamentally essential concept of "respecting one's elders". I always thought respect was something that had to be earned. Yet so many undeserving people on this crummy planet receive respect and tons of deserving people get treated like shit cuz of their position/age... amirite?
Also about shave and pubes-176If you don't shave your pubes, you should at least straighten them, amirite?
Also about shave and pubes+51Guys: It looks really weird when you shave your pubes, but not your chest/stomach or legs to go with it. So essentially you have this huge bald spot right in the middle of your body, amirite?
Also about hard and beat+206You've crushed on somebody so hard that when you saw them you could swear that your heart actually skipped a beat, amirite?
Also about shave and pubes+178Your not close enough with your friends to shave their pubes like they do in She's out of my League. Amirite?
Also about Life+81In u.s. anyway, a rude thoughtless person fits in better than a kind thoughtful one. Sad but true, amirite? More
Also by TheShamWowGuy+16Finding the right college and major is like putting together a 20,000 piece puzzle.... blindfolded... and also with no hands... or mouth... while a monkey is constantly poking you with a banana... in the middle of Afganistan... during a famine... yeah. amirite?