Also about thinking+659You start out every school year thinking "this year I will be completely organized and do good." then halfway the year youre already thinking "okay.. next year i seriously will.", amirite?
Also about thinking+848Thinking to yourself Okayy this is the last chip I'm going to eat, then I'm putting them away. eats chip thinking to self Okayy, maybe one more. . amirite?
Also about thinking+516You want to know how you breathe normally, but once you think about your breathing you start breathing funny. You can't stop thinking about your breathing and try to concentrate on something else, you find it very difficult and end up thinking about your blinking. Then you want to stop thinking about THAT and you think about itchiness and you start itching all over and it literally NEVER STOPS,... amirite?
Also about thinking and shouting+403People really need to start shouting your name loudly at you when they wave at you, thinking someone is waving at you when they're waving at someone else and thinking that someone is waving at someone else when they're waving at you are two of the most awkward things in the world. amirite?
Also about lord and praise+191American Idol always tries to fake people out saying they didn't make it to the next round but then deliver the good news. It would be really sad yet extremely humorous if they switched it up. "I'm happy to tell you, you've made it to the next round!" "Oh my God praise the Lord thank you thank you!" "Actually, you haven't made it. Pack your bags." It would certainly be entertaining, amirite?