Also about hammer and nail-313Saying "I don't need alcohol to have fun" is like saying "I don't need a hammer to pound a nail" sure you don't need it, but it makes it a hell of a lot easier amirite?
Also about brute force+161If the wise man assesses the situation from a distance before reacting and the unwise man attacks with brute force before thought, why the fuck haven't all the idiots been killed off yet, amirite?
Also by VicZinc+6As the use of domestic surveillance drones crescendos it sounds the death knell for any expectation of privacy for the millennial generations. With internet, electronic surveillance and facial recognition, this (nearly ubiquitous) camera-to-the-window airborne technology means that never again will anything we do be strictly “our own business.” Welcome to the new age of no more secrets. Amirite?
Also about remind and simply+7Sometimes you drink flat warm beer or day-old, cold coffee simply to remind yourself why you would never do that. amirite?
Also about hammer and nail+55The easiest way to find your pulse is to miss the nail and hit your finger with the hammer. amirite?
Also by VicZinc+7Non-human simians are attracted to showy displays of fecundity on the rear of females. The development of prominent breasts on the upright humans may be an adaptive display. Boobs might be "front butts". Amirite?
Also about function and nail+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
Also by VicZinc+7So many people don't know what to say, they haven't got a clue and they say it anyway. Amirite?