Also about Life-1Monday's aren't so bad, amirite?
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Also about bet, mouth, and shove+414I bet dentists spend their free time thinking of gross flavors for the special toothpaste they shove in your mouth. "Hmm... well everyone knows how bad it tastes when you drink orange juice and then use toothpaste, so let's innovatively put the two together! Orange-mint toothpaste anyone?", amirite?
Also about Life+81In u.s. anyway, a rude thoughtless person fits in better than a kind thoughtful one. Sad but true, amirite? More
Also about mouth and breath+55It's odd how we can breath through our mouth but not eat with our nose, amirite?
Also about mouth and listerine+511No listerine commercial, we don't smile after spitting out your mouth wash, were all too busy trying to make the burning in our mouth go away, amirite?
Also about mouth+374The mouth on the Dairy Queen commercials reminds you of the Rocky Horror Picture Show mouth that's in the opening sequence, amirite?
Also about mouth and listerine+622When you use Listerine mouth wash you don't smile or dance like in the commercial. You're so distracted by the intense burning in your mouth all you can do is resist the urge to spit it out. amirite?
Also about mouth and breath+106Toothpaste and mouthwash companies should hire pornstars to film their commercials. Nothing says "clean mouth and fresh breath" more than a person who does "fun time in the mouth" for a living, amirite?