Also about fall asleep+116It's hard to fall asleep counting sheep if you don't have any, amirite?
Also about wake and fall asleep+327An awesome super-power would be the ability to fall asleep instantly and wake up instantly with no groggyness inbetween. It would save so much time, amirite?
Also by DaVinci+5No matter how many times you wash it, an asshole(fucking idiot son of a bitch) would always stink. amirite?
Also about fall asleep+93You wish all DVDs had silent menu screens for those times you just want to fall asleep watching TV, and not be awakened by repetitive dialogue or music when the movie or show is over, amirite?
Also by DaVinci+16If you don't know the difference between ' S ' and ' C ' .... ask for a Hard DiSk.... !!! amirite?
Also by DaVinci+13Que. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? Ans. After five years your job will still suck. amirite?
Also about fall asleep+285When you see your cat or dog take a nap you wonder if animals legs fall asleep when they lie on them like humans limbs do, because they curl up in the weirdest positions. amirite?
Also about Life+24Everyone wonders where we go after we die, but not as many people seem to wonder where we were before we were born. amirite?
Also about fall asleep+557In the Sims, the people fall asleep instantly, but in real life you can only wish you could fall sleep that fast, amirite?
Also about Life+81In u.s. anyway, a rude thoughtless person fits in better than a kind thoughtful one. Sad but true, amirite? More
Also about wake and fall asleep+158It would be funny to wait until your friends fall asleep and then yell "Wake up! Wake up! It's time to go to sleep.", amirite?