Please do explain this.
Diet sounds like dye it. It's a joke about a fat person who misunderstands what people are trying to tell him/her.
You have done it again!
he's like the Pun King of amirite?
Is that a pun on how kids who are into Punk Rock often dye their hair or did I miss the joke completely?
I'm not all that good with puns
I was thinking about "punking" as in teasing
I wasn't teasing in that comment though
I'm not even sure where I was going with that comment