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Also about Jerry Springer+390You wonder why those people on Jerry Springer act so surprised when they find out their partner is cheating on them – what the fuck did you think you were backstage on Jerry Springer for? amirite?
Also by iEmily+8Veteran Amirite users: you weren't adopted by the site like the newer Amirite users. You were born and molded by this very site from the dawn of Amirite, amirite?
Also about Jerry Springer+226There's a satisfaction that comes with watching Jerry Springer. You suddenly feel intelligent, attractive, and courteous, amirite?
Also by iEmily+17Hugh Hefner has 99 bitches but a problem aint one, amirite?
Also about Jerry Springer+94Midgets piss you off, but for some reason, Jerry Springer loves them, amirite?
Also about Jerry Springer+73You watch Jerry Springer because it makes you feel better about your own issues, amirite?
Also by iEmily+22nothing stresses you out more than not being able to open a sealed jar of whatever, Amirite?
Also about professional wrestling+191Professional wrestling is like professional beach volleyball. Sure they require some level of strength and athleticism, but we all know that they were really designed for people of the opposite sex to watch as the athletes get sweaty by either wrestling with each other or jumping up and down in tight, revealing clothing, amirite?
Also about jerry springer show+309If your significant other said "okay honey, we're gonna go on the Jerry Springer show.." you would probably be better off just breaking up with them right there on the spot, amirite?