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Also about evolved-1,000White people evolved lighter skin when the moved to Europe from Africa, meaning that white people are more evolved than black people, which means, it's not racist to say that we're smarter. amirite?
Also by Crumpet_nose+3It's annoying when your potatoes develop mental illnesses and you have to bake them in their straitjackets, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour-69Trump is giving inspiration to a new generation of kids. Kids would be told 'Believe in yourself, you can be anything when you grow up, you could be President'. The kids and the parents both knew that there was no chance of it actually happening. Now, it's a genuine possibility. Amirite? More
Also about humans and evolved-2People who think we should “do something” about global warming are nuts. First: you can’t unring a bell. Second: what humans have done to the earth is as “natural” as the estimated 700 million tons of bat shit dripping from cave walls in underground aquifers in Texas. Humans evolved for an environment that existed hundreds-of-millenia ago. That environment is long gone. What evolves next is anybody’s guess; but we as humans are never going to control nature. Amirite?
Also by Crumpet_nose+2It's true that birds of a feather flock together. But I just remembered a group of sheep are also called a flock. We should genetically modify sheep to have wings... or just duct tape wings to the sheep so they can hang out with the birds, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+8You imagine a specific voice for each Amirite member whenever you read their posts/comments, amirite?
Also about night+562See that pregnant teen over there? She's a slut. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He stayed up all night playing Black Ops. See that man with the ugly scars? He likes to get into drunken fist- fights. See that show-off guy? Well, he's just a fucking show-off. See that fat woman? She loves to eat. This is what Facebook groups SHOULD say, amirite?
Also by Crumpet_nose+12Seven days spent kneeling would leave you week at the knees, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+11If you're going to pretend you're patriotic, atleast know that AK-47s are Russian bro. Amirite?
Also about men and night+336Isn't it strange how some men boast how they can go "all night", but you are supposed to "Recieve medical help for an erection lasting four hours." Last time I checked, the night lasts much longer than that, amirite?