Also about room and light+251Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine - four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark. amirite?
Also by Universe-60At the moment there are 752,964 posts and 778,609,616 votes - this means on average each post will eventually get at least 1000 votes, amirite?
Also about winter day+269Summer day: Read a magazine and drink lemonade. Winter day: Read a book and drink hot chocolate. amirite?
Also about match+52If dating sites match people up with good partners, they leave the site. If they match them with bad partners, they leave the site. The sites have an incentive to develop the most mediocre matches possible. amirite?
Also about winter, light, and freezing+375You think winter sucks now? Imagine it back before they had the light bulb. Freezing cold AND dark at 4:30, amirite?
Also about winter and freezing+324When it has been winter (freezing temperatures) and it finally gets to sixty you think its warm and are wearing short sleeves, but when it is summer (90's) and it gets to sixty you think it is freezing and are wearing sweats, amirite?