Also about bird and hunting+143Books are liars. To Kill a Mockingbird taught me nothing about bird hunting. It did teach me to not judge a man by the color of his skin, but what's the good of that, amirite?
Also about fall and ground-116when i see really pregnant women, i get scared that the bottom of their stomach is going to split and the baby is going to fall out onto the ground. I cant be the only one... amirite?
Also about fall and bird+184Once upon a time, two men got drunk. They woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and they heard a bird whistling as loud as it could. They tried to fall back asleep, but the bird was so loud and they were in such pain that they finally commited suicide. I guess that's what you call killing two stoners with one bird, amirite?
Also about fall and ground+48If gravity was discovered in 1687, then it took humans 2.8 million years to discover that gravity exists and things fall to the ground, amirite?