Also about shake hands+287It's really awkward to shake hands with someone when you're wearing gloves and he/she isn't, amirite?
Also about shake hands+168When you think about it, it's pretty weird that people shake hands when they first meet. Mr. Tumnus was on to something, amirite?
Also about shake hands+368When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away. amirite?
Also about shake hands+41What's odd is, they've put sneeze guards in checkout lanes, implement a "6 feet distance" rule, insist we don't shake hands, but then gladly accept your dollar bill, which is one of the dirtiest things ever, without gloves! GERMS!!! amirite?
Also about shake hands+442The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment, amirite?