Also by xxdetroitxx-45Not to be racist or anything, but there shouldn't be black Santas, amirite?
Also about friday+281People with no friends: Sometimes you see people on facebook complaining about how they're stuck home on a Friday night and you think "Wow, your life must really suck; God forbid you stay home one friday. I'm stuck home every friday night.", amirite?
Also about friday, town, stayed, and rode+341A man rode into a town on Friday, he stayed 2 days then left on Friday, how did he do it? Using a highly complex device from the future, he created a supermassive black hole which caused a rip in the space-time continuum thus creating a wormhole that transported him 5 days into the future, amirite?
Also about friday+77It's interesting how the same amount of time can seem very short or very long depending on what happens in it. For example, if you're going on vacation Monday-Friday, you wouldn't say on Sunday night, 'It's only five days until I get back!' But if you live away from your parents, haven't seen them for months and are going to visit on Friday, you would say on Sunday night, 'It's only five days until I see them!' amirite?