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Also about dark place+103It's weird how if you knock something down in a dark place in fiction, you hear a cat screeching but never a dog, amirite?
Also by Anonwhale+15When your friends have a runny nose, you don't think it's a big deal and dismiss it. But when you have a runny nose, you know that this time, you'll definitely choke to death on snot, amirite?
Also about complete and stuck-18When some random person is a complete dick to you, you wish for the most fucked up things to happen to them. Like for their car to break down when they go to a meeting so they're late, get fired, and evicted from their house. Or while they're fingering their butthole, their finger gets stuck. Amirite?
Also about complete, dark, and total+427It's hilarious how the sixty-five million dollar production, Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark, was a complete disaster on opening night while A Very Potter Musical, which was produced by a bunch college kids, was a total success, amirite?
Also about dark place+301Sometimes you exit a dark place or you're leaving a dark room and you just panic and think "OH GOD IT'S BEHIND ME", amirite?
Also about mind+8The expression "blows my mind" is pretty mind blowing. Amirite? More
Also about alive and terrifying+16Someone named "SPIDER-Man" could've been the most terrifying vigilante alive. amirite?
Also about remind and stuck+100Sometimes you get a song stuck in your head that's completely random. You didn't hear it on the radio that day or listen to it on your ipod or have any stimulus at all that would remind you of it. It's weird. When this happens, it would be interesting to know how the song did get stuck in your head, amirite?
Also by Anonwhale+56You know how sometimes, in a picture, there will be random people in the background that you don't know? Well, going on that, hundreds of strangers probably own pictures of you, amirite?