Also about Jokes & Humour+9Cheetahs must have felt really ashamed when they found out the fastest thing alive was a blue hedgehog, amirite? More
Also about absolutely and create-111How to create a religion: 1. Get high. 2. Go into a cave or a mountain. 3. Forget to bring munchies. 4. Get snowed in so you half starve. 5. Keep getting high; take a trip. 6. Wander out of your mountain cave and tell people about your trip. 5. You now have a holy place, an explanation of wonder, and absolutely no logic! You've got religion. Amirite?
Also about absolutely and create+116Fried food is proof of Gods existence. Only an intelligent designer could think to create a plant that can be ground into powder and used to cover something so that you can put it in a heated liquid and make it crispier and taste 10x more delicious. Nature has absolutely no use for this kind of chemical reaction, and yet it exists. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+4The quickest way to a cartographer's heart is a bouquet of compass roses, amirite? More
Also about create and drama+180The amount of times that you say you hate drama is directly proportional to the amount of times you actually create it. amirite?
Also about absolutely and create+71You would be absolutely useless if aliens abducted you and questioned you trying to find out how we do things we take for granted like create plastic, record sound, predict weather, amirite?
Also about create+47We create a lot of different kinds of materials for various needs but we cannot synthetically create wood, one of the most used materials. amirite?
Also about create drama+176I think people create drama because they are trying to hide. In reality, the drama makes them more transparent. amirite?