Also about Relationships-60It’s acceptable to watch animals make love, but it’s not acceptable to watch humans make love amirite?
Also about Relationships-17If you masturbate then you pleasure yourself. If you pleasure yourself you are pleasuring the same sex. Thus if you masturbate then you are gay. amirite?
Also about water, drink, and thirst-13Every juice you drink never really quenches your thirst. In fact, most juices seem to make you more thirsty. The only drinks you can trust to quench your thirst is water and milk, amirite?
Also about water and drink-674It's so dumb when there's water fountains/drink machines at pools. Like, hello? Do you not see all of the water in the pool? Just drink that...duh. amirite?
Also about drinking and water+105You hate it when you are eating and then you want to drink water and you have your mouth full and instead of drinking water when you finish you take another spoon, amirite?
Also about drinking, water, and thirst+276When drinking out of a water fountain when dying of thirst, the water goes everywhere but you mouth, amirite?
Also about drinking, water, and thirst+117If you're doing something active, and you're sweating a lot, drinking room temperature water might be better because it takes longer to quench your thirst so you drink more which means you will hydrate more amirite?
Also about drinking and water+185You yell at your dog for drinking out of the toilet, but your dog must think something like "What? It's perfectly good water in a dirty old bowl. Isn't that what I always drink from?" Amirite?
Also about drink+126You hate how when you drink a really fizzy drink carbon dioxide shoots out your nose and it hurts like hell, much like what happens with wasabi, amirite?