Also about Life+8Sex is great, but taking out your contacts after a long day is one of the best feelings in the world, amirite?
Also about care+3,045The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
Also about care and waste+115I wrote and recorded a song for a girl and she doesn't even care enough to hear it. What a waste of time, amirite?
Also about Life+95When you say something that unintentionally rhymes you tend to think it's a bit funnier than it really is, amirite?
Also about care and waste+585Twitter was made for people who honestly believe everyone cares every second of the day about what they're doing. You're eating a bagel? I don't care, I've got much better things to waste my life on than waiting fifteen minutes for you to tell me something even less important, amirite?
Also about waste+148Even though you love sleeping more than anything, but it's such a waste of time. We waste 4-9 hours everyday of our lives asleep. It would be better if sleep was optional; as in like, you don't have to sleep to function, you can remain awake as long as you want, but you can still sleep whenever you want and as much as you want, but you'd be doing it more as a hobby or because you want to and not because you have to. Amirite?