Also about ve made+108Facebook friends: people you've made eye contact with. Twitter followers: people who actually care about what you have to say, amirite?
Also by haygenroselliii+67If you found a wallet with $100 in it, a drivers license, credit cards, a check for $200, and a piece of gum, you need to give it to the police right now, amirite?
Also about ve made+666Facebook should change it from 'Friends' to 'People you've made eye contact with', amirite?
Also about ve made+847You've made towers/swords out of crayola markers before, amirite?
Also about ve made+107You know you've made peanut-butter-toast correctly when the peanut butter is melting, and ends up dripping all over the toast, amirite?