Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by TaNtricLuNarMoNkey3+16Its so much easier to use your vocabulary in text to make yourself a well defined point without coming off as a superior snob or getting stuck with the stereotype- "intellectual" than it is speaking out loud, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+58The probability of your cat accidentally harming or probably killing you is more than that of a dog. amirite?
Also by TaNtricLuNarMoNkey3+5There should be an easy toggle option for italics so that people can know when you are being sarcastic. That might defeat the purpose of sarcasm for some but some people are so cynical that sarcasm must be spelled out for them by a default font, lest they assume you're being sarcastic, amirite?
Also about life and jurrasic park+316If you ever wondered what life would be like if dinosaurs never went extinct, just watch Jurrasic Park, that clears things up for ya, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by TaNtricLuNarMoNkey3+10Its fun to watch people put two and two together to make 5. When everyone apparently knows its fish, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature-57Even the purest of hearts have a dark side More