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Also about dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also about named and dog+168How did it become normal to teach your dog to "play dead"? It would seem like a strange and morbid trick if it wasn't part of the dog stereotype, like barking at mailmen and being named Rover, amirite?
Also by Heat55wade-2He's rite. She's rite. You're rite. They're rite. But amirite?
Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about named and dog+378I named my dog 'stay'. "Come here, stay!" My dog is now insane. amirite?
Also about named+231Superhero names are so predictable. Superman is just that- a super man. Batman has a bat costume. Or they are named after whatever power they have. Just one time, I'd like to see a superhero in a French maid outfit who shoots lightning out of his armpits named Fire Hydrant Boy or something, amirite?
Also by Heat55wade+4Maybe the crazy, slobbering dog from the Garfield comic was named Odie after "OD," as in "overdose." amirite?