Also by fuzala+21Antipciating a grueling task tends to be more miserable than actually doing the task. Amirite?
Also about food, eat, hard, and survive+167It's hard to explain artificial preservatives without making it sound like we're poisoning ourselves. "We treat our food with chemicals so bacteria and mold can't survive on it." "Those are some of the hardiest forms of life on the planet. And you can still eat the food?" amirite?
Also about food, high, and thought-92Parents of the last generation were so proud for themselves to have shelter and food that their kids thought thats all was required for raising the next generation...our parents have wasted our modern conveniences on themselves , neglecting the children and causeing the high rates of mental illness, amirite?
Also about room, weeks, and couple+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+62Blueberries are in fact purple, not blue on the inside so technically they should be called purpleberries amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+92Stuffing our face with comfort food might be an attempt to dilute the sad by distributing it across more pounds of body. amirite?
Also about food, eat, room, and water+212People should really stop complaining about having to clean your room. You eat your parents food, use their electricity, use their water, sleep in their house, watch their cable, and basically leech off your parents. The least you could do is keep the room they let you sleep in clean, amirite?
Also about body, water, and survive+229Romance should always take second place to usefulness. For example, depending on his level of fitness, Jack may have been able to survive longer if he tread water to increase metabolism, body temperature and ability to survive in cold water instead of keeping still a holding Rose's hand. amirite?
Also by fuzala+13It's a good idea to put a preschool or kindergarten in an old folks home. They'll teach other a lot and just have fun reading and fingerpainting together. Amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+81We cook food only to have it be 'cooked' again in our stomachs, amirite?
Also about food, eat, high, and survive+282Ancient people could only eat what they gathered from nature. It's amazing that they could survive with such a high activity level and with such a limited food supply. Even more amazing is that modern man has survived with such a low activity level and such plentiful food sources, amirite?