Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
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Also about jesus and messiah+368As a young man Jesus was a carpenter, that means someone out there must have a cabinet built by Jesus. Wouldn't that be the coolest collectible, a bookshelf made by the messiah, amirite?
Also about Religion-2Do you think that God is mad at many of us for the usernames we chose for Amirite?
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Also about life and jesus+2,458It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?