Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and year+58If something life changing doesn't happen during a year we tend to forget that entire year. amirite?
Also by Riddler+14No normal person wakes up and says to themselves "I think this dress would be so much better if I didn't wear underwear", it's only slutty celebs like Miley, Lindsey, and Paris who do that, amirite?
Also by Riddler+7At least once in your life you've flirted with a guy with a delicious accent, even if he had other glaring flaws simply because of his accent, amirite?
Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles-48Accents came first, so fonts are letter accents. amirite?
Also by Riddler+12MLIA seems to be entirely written by those under the age of 15 who are dorky and lonely with only their imaginary friends to keep them company, but then one time out of a hundred there'll be a good post and that's why you still secretly read MLIA. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles+90Can any of the Trumpers answer this? Nope. Amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about year+728You'd rather have a 6-hour school day for 3/4ths of a year than have a 4.5-hour school day year long, amirite?