Also about alive and talk+22Someone being dead shouldn't change your opinion of them. If I don't respect you when you were alive, I'm not going to fake it to your family when you're dead. It is a load of bullshit when people say things like "HEY! SHOW RESPECT, HE DIED!". It is natural process that takes no effort what so ever. That being said, it is being an arsehole to talk shit about them after they died. Amirite?
Also by Riddler+14No normal person wakes up and says to themselves "I think this dress would be so much better if I didn't wear underwear", it's only slutty celebs like Miley, Lindsey, and Paris who do that, amirite?
Also about talk+162Politicians should seriously talk about their plans and policies, rather than trash talk rival candidates. amirite?
Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles+43We need more dwarf horse jockeys, amirite?
Also about alive and talk+676When you're alive it's almost as if the world is built up around you. When you talk to someone, or when you see people walking about, 99% of the time, you don't ever take into consideration that they have their own lives, and thoughts. It's probably because we've only seen the world through our own eyes. It makes your head hurt that there are 7 billion other worlds around you, amirite?
Also by Riddler+11MLIA seems to be entirely written by those under the age of 15 who are dorky and lonely with only their imaginary friends to keep them company, but then one time out of a hundred there'll be a good post and that's why you still secretly read MLIA. amirite?
Also about talk+24You hate when radio talk show hosts interrupt their callers to put in their own thoughts, as if they didn't talk enough already, amirite?
Also about talk and tongue+9It's weird to think that your tongue might have feelings and be able to talk. Imagine your tongue talking to the tongue of the person you're making out with. "Oh, hello there, Tongue A. Wanna give me a hug?" "Oh sure, Tongue B. I wanna feel you all night long.", amirite?
Also by Riddler+6At least once in your life you've flirted with a guy with a delicious accent, even if he had other glaring flaws simply because of his accent, amirite?