Also about girlfriend and sandwich+1,231Chivalry: Holding the door of the fridge when your girlfriend is making you a sandwich. amirite?
Also about girlfriend and sandwich+243Guys: Honestly, you would make your girlfriend a sandwich is she asked you too, amirite?
Also about girlfriend and sandwich+167A good girlfriend will make you a sandwich. A great girlfriend will help you bury the bodies of your unloving family members and then defend you in court, amirite?
Also about Internet & Apps-74All posts, comments and replies by all anonymous contributors are not to be taken seriously, folks. We're obviously speaking tongue in cheek so lighten up, amirite?
Also about girlfriend and favorite+519I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?