How organic are people?

I wonder how organic Americans are. I mean, we put so many things in and on our bodies that the rest of nature doesn't. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, antiperspirant, perfume, eye drops, denture cleaner, nail polish, nail polish remover, hair dye, hair remover, pharmaceuticals, smoke, alcohol, air freshener, msg, lsd, fluoride, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, corn syrup, Sweet'n Low, Equal, Splenda, Truvia, filtered water, bottled water, Vitamin Water, edible body glitter, edible paint, edible underwear, food coloring, 'artificial flavors,' artificial light, artificial air, all the cleaning supplies we use, all the fumes we inhale, all the residue left on our silverware and clothes after washing them, heavy metals in the water, veneers, x-rays, gamma rays, radio waves....

I wouldn't eat me. I probably taste gross. And i'll probably give you cancer.

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