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Also by PhilboydStudge+59Political campaigns are similar to marketing campaigns, with the candidates being the products, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and test+340This obstacle course we call life is just a test to see who the weak ones are (the ones who give up when they come across something difficult) and who the tough ones are (the ones who will work through the hard times in life and make it to the end with a sense of pride) amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by PhilboydStudge+53There should be a special place in hell reserved for those who eat (only) the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms, amirite?
Also about People & Celebrities+2Hard times in life/the world can either drive a person closer to God or further away from God, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by PhilboydStudge+9The top 10% of households in the United States are doing just fine without more tax breaks, amirite?