I would pay an extra $20/week car insurance for the privilege to run over crazy people who walk and text in the middle of parking lots and then get mad when they are almost hit. I don't believe this should be a jail-able offence, but a public service to others and letters of commendation should be publicly posted.
Who really cares what or why you are at Wal-Mart...really? Too many times we have come so close and it isn't even a big town. Small children are allowed to run and parents are glued to the phones. It's nuts.