Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles+35Someone once said could very well came from someone named once. amirite?
Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles-25Man, imagine if women's boobs and men's balls exchanged places. You'd be grabbing a woman's balls. There'd be phrases like "boobs of steel". amirite?
Also about fourth child+188How careful you are with your child evolves as you have more of them. When the first one drops its pacifier, you burn it and throw the ashes away. When the second one drops it, you boil it before giving it back. When your third child drops it, you just blow on it and give it a wipe. By the time you're on to your fourth child, you just tell the first one to pick it up, amirite?
Also about Quizzes, Brainteasers & Riddles-76Since when did suffocating someone become kinky, amirite?
Also about kids-97The left our teaching our kids terrorist tactics...leaving it up to US to be the first to tell their kids no and spank them, amirite?
Also about kids and child+258Why is a child of non-married parents called a "love-child"? Are married people that have kids not in love enough to have a "love-child"? Makes no sense, amirite?
Also about child, mom, and penny+223A psychiatrist was having a therapy session with 3 mothers and their children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the 2nd mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the 3rd mother got up and said " Come on, Dick, let's go."... amirite?
Also about penny, dime, and nickel+102if the 25 cent coin is called a quarter, then the dime should be a tenth, the nickel should be a twentieth and the penny should be a hundredth. amirite?