Also about bed+212When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?
Also about bed+200The great part about having a single sized bed is that all the sayings about waking up on the wrong side of the bed don't apply to you, amirite?
Also about bed+682We all say "Sleep tight, Don't let the bed bugs bite!" like it's no big deal, but in reality if we saw a bed bug in our bed we'd probably scream/cry/piss ourselves, amirite?