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I can call anyone a man anytime I want!

"Mother Simpson: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down -- before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven !
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Hmm, rhetorical... eight?"

hugos avatar hugo the answer is blowin' in the wind +2Reply

ZERO

walk the walk
talk the talk

ain't nobody's business
so who you finna try?

running into tress
without legs

legless walks down the path
pizzazz all over

so I ask again
who you finna try?

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@1958820

I didn't really know what in the world was going on until I came across this post: http://www.amirite.com/1694-the...g-is-42amirite

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@1959171

I just put the first book on hold

my library only has 3 copies of the written version

@fuzala I just put the first book on hold my library only has 3 copies of the written version

Well I noticed that a fair number of those 42-crazed people have only a vague idea of what's this book about...
PS: I didn't read it and I too have little clue

hugos avatar hugo the answer is blowin' in the wind +1Reply
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@1959247

no need

didn't have to wait very long

@1959247

That so sounds exactly like what Zaphod Beeblebrox would say :)

TonyHs avatar TonyH x, where x is equal to the number of roads... 0Reply

Why would the answer be anything other than the Bob Dylan song?

MusicIsAGifts avatar MusicIsAGift the answer is blowin' in the wind +1Reply

Because Doge.

Dibbers avatar Dibber wow. so thought. much deep. amaze. wow +1Reply

Just that one, your calves would be huge after walking up that hill

42 dipshits... It's perty obvious.

I dunno, but I figure if you wanna be called a man, splash mud on 4 or 5 of those pedestrians in a Ford F-150 Harley Davidson, one road's plenty enough.

Just make sure none of them are Chuck Norris, or you might be a man that sounds a little like a lady.

TonyHs avatar TonyH x, where x is equal to the number of roads... 0Reply

And he has to know where his towel is.

That is the verse of the song. <iframe width="640" height="390" src="YouTube video thumbnailameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

JohnTs avatar JohnT the answer is blowin' in the wind 0Reply

How many seas must a white dove sail before he sleeps in the sand.

Douglas Addams

How many roads can a man actually walk?

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