Newtown Parents to Tour Universe As Ambassadors of Peace !!! THE SANDY HOOK HOAX CONITNUES. (a PARODY for today.)
PARODY...SO DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD..LIBTURDS.!
!!!!Determined to find a solution to gun violence, even if it takes traveling to distant worlds.!!!
General Electric in cooperation with NASA and the HONR Network announced today their plans to send parents of the children who died in the tragic events at Sandy Hook Elementary school into space! This landmark event will send the parents to distant planets like Saturn where they will meet with our dark lord, Satan and present their plan to end gun violence.
Expected to be a journey lasting 18 months and spanning millions of miles, the crew will stop at the edge of the galaxy and broadcast the sound of children’s laughter throughout the universe. Although it’s uncertain whether the conditions will afford the opportunity, the crew hopes to dock with a comet and preach their message of love and resilience to microbial life forms they hope to find there.