Also about hammer-313Saying "I don't need alcohol to have fun" is like saying "I don't need a hammer to pound a nail" sure you don't need it, but it makes it a hell of a lot easier amirite?
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Also about hammer+96If you get pinched because you're not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day, it's more than appropriate to turn around and bash that person's skull with a hammer, amirite?
Also about hammer+54The easiest way to find your pulse is to miss the nail and hit your finger with the hammer. amirite?
Also about hammer+240The Olympics do not unify the world. They hammer home nationalism, amirite?