Also about News & Current Events+9Life is like a coin, you can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once. Amirite?
Also about News & Current Events-1Both parties can unite together in 2020 by voting for Barnold O'Trumpa amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Mogal+13OBSTACLE COURSE: You succeed at one thing and you move on to the next. When an obstacle is tough, you try harder. When an obstacle is insurmountable, you change course. But you never sit down and refuse to finish. Amirite?
Also about life+5If you've ever heard a pro-life person arguing that there's always adoption so she doesn't have to keep the baby, you wonder if they realize how difficult your life is when you're pregnant and how they're OK with you making the choice to git rid of your kid but only after it's been born already, amirite?
Also by Mogal+19People change, love hurts, friends leave, things go wrong, but just remember that life goes on. Amirite?
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+18I read somewhere that flossing regularly can extend your life by 6 years (on average) because it prevents your gums from getting inflamed, which can result in gum disease or even heart disease apparently. [Source: http://longevity.about.com/od/liveto100/ss/life-expectancy_4.htm] That kind of makes you actually want to floss, amirite?