Also about perfect and chance+200It sucks when you're waiting for a "perfect moment" to do something but that moment never comes and you miss out on any chance to do it at all, amirite?
Also about perfect and knowing+89There's little worse than waking up with perfect hair knowing that you have to shower and wont be able to get it the same afterwards, Amirite?
Also about knowing and chance-114You have a one-of-a-kind magical gun with only one bullet in it. There is a fifty-fifty chance of it doing something good or bad, and you have no way of knowing which it'll be or how extreme the effects are. You have to shoot someone. You'd shoot yourself, amirite?
Also about knowing and chance+69There is a tiny chance that you've had a cancer cell somewhere on your body, that was killed in a small injury like a papercut, saving your life without you knowing, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+6Everyone has a hidden talent that only comes out when drinking tequila. Amirite?
Also about perfect and knowing-30The notion that God is all knowing frees humanity of any blame for original sin, since God knew that we would make bad choices with our free will before He gave it to us. Either God intentionally created flawed creatures in a flawed universe or He tried His best to create perfect creatures in a perfect universe. If the first is true, then God is a sadistic jerk. If the second is true, God isn't all powerful. Either way, this is not a deity worthy of worship, amirite?