Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about People & Celebrities+7It's almost impossible to walk through a graveyard without picturing a bony hand popping out of the ground trying to get you, amirite?
Also about sheep+86new zealander's aren't sheep shaggers. if we were, there wouldn't be millions of sheep, there would be mutant half sheep half human things, amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow+10If a picture is slightly off angle you have to straighten it. Amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow+10most of the people on amirite are americans. Amirite?