Also about dog+542Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
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Also about pet and dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also about Cars & Transportation+1Wow! What a beautiful car. Unlike leftists,
This an example of someone NOT a sheep. amirite
Also about Cars & Transportation+101The first AI will be a traffic cop, amirite?
Also about pet and dog+353The word pet is kind of strange...ex: I want a fluffy dog so I can pet my pet. amirite?
Also about pet+373If you want to buy a pet, go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop, well, that is just plain silly. amirite?
Also about ruined+100The song "Scott Pilgrim ruined an entire generation of women" ruined an entire generation of men, amirite?
Also about dog and ruined+764In movies/TV shows, whenever a character is going to tell another character the truth about something, the character they're going to tell it to has a heartfelt speech about how much they appreciated something or how it ruined their life. ex: Bob steals Sally's dog. "Hey Sally, I just wanted to say-" "Hey Bob, WHOEVER STOLE MY DOG RUINED MY LIFE, now what did you want to tell me?", amirite?