Also about good morning+237After an interview with Good Morning America, Chris Brown reportedly threw a chair and stormed off. So apparently he's dating a chair now. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+111A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?
Also about good morning+145What's the difference between a secretary and a personal secretary? A secretary says 'Good morning sir.' while a personal secretary says 'It's morning sir..', amirite?
Also about good morning+53Old people send daily good morning texts because they are conversation deprived after years of career building, they hope that out of the hundred people they spam they can strike up a convo with some old acquaintance. amirite?
Also about good morning+338Girls: You love being called beautiful as a name. For example, "Good morning beautiful.", amirite?
Also about good morning+272The topic they pick for the morning news (like The Today Show, or Good Morning America) are annoyingly diverse. Its like, "The Mississippi River Region is flooded and millions are with out homes, but first, we'll talk with an expert about [insert popular celebrity here]'s new scandal and how it will effect their future career.", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+51You have trouble losing weight because your body is so efficient at using energy, amirite?