Also about nose+391When you've had a cold for a week or more, you are completely convinced that you will have a stuffy nose forever. Then you'll wake up on morning, or be sitting there one afternoon, and suddenly realize that you're fine and can breathe out of your nose, but have no recollection of when the cold went away. amirite?
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Also about nose+602You can pick your bros. You can pick your hoes. Hell, you can even pick your nose. But you can't pick your bros hoes nose. Unless she's into that. amirite?
Also about nose and picked+354You've picked your nose when you we're a child, but now when people say "Oh I never picked my nose as a kid." you always reply "Oh, me either...", amirite?
Also about nose+292When you go to blow your nose and nothing comes out is annoying. But later on when your nose starts running and you don't have any tissues just sucks, amirite?
Also about nose and picked+136Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It hurts like hell & It's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For e.g. I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a broken nose and a failed relationship. Perfect, amirite?