Also about chocolate bars+347A kid just came to my door selling chocolate bars. I told him to come back in a week when my wife is on her period. He's gonna outsell all the other kids, amirite?
Also about chocolate bars+2,865Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
Also about Technology-18As times goes on we use our phones less and less as phones. amirite?
Also about chocolate bars+289You feel bad when you have to say 'no' to a kid trying to sell chocolate bars or something else for their school, amirite?
Also about chocolate bars+418It would be cool if a prom was Willy Wonka themed and had chocolate bars with golden tickets inside of them as prom tickets. amirite?
Also about chocolate bars+214It's stupid when people take fictional situations too literally. Ex. "If Suzie had 3 chocolate bars, how much of it would she give to her friend, Mary, if they wanted to share them equally?" "B-b-b-b-but what about her other friends?? Wouldn't they want some too???" IT'S A FUCKING MADE UP EXAMPLE DUMBASS, amirite?
Also about Technology+14You are better with money when you pay by cash... Amirite?