Also about wearing, shorts, and swimsuit+652Girl at amusement park, just because you'rme wearing swimsuit bottoms that does not mean that you don't look slutty with your shorts unzipped and unbuttoned, amirite?
Also about beach, wearing, and swimsuit+256You would be uncomfortable wearing a swimsuit anywhere other than a pool/beach, amirite?
Also about beach, wearing, and shorts+593There's a beach towel Snuggie out now. Because embarrassing yourself at home just wasn't enough, you can now be publicly embarrassed at the beach--where everyone else will be wearing swimsuits or shorts and you'll be sitting there wearing a towel robe. amirite?